apple

i had a headache, so i drew this

and coloured it in.

tarsier, in, spaaaaaaaaaace

i'm not really very happy with this pic (for another b3ta compo)

tastey cheese

my entry in the current b3ta compo "giraffes".

hollow earth, bus stop

not done a hollow earth pic in a while, so here you go.

hollow earth, industry

more tea

pine cone

something from my college sketchbook, which makes the drawing not technically procrastination, the childish layout on the other hand...

kittea!

ludicrus and poorly coloured images, how i missed you.

sketchbook

don't worry jon, i'll get back to abominations tomorrow

butterfly world

earlier
earlier still

...thinking of expanding these into a book, thoughts anyone?
(as with the first effort, this is now avaliable as a wallpaper for thoughs who wish to ask for it)

dead letter

more satire, daily mail edition

lots has been made of jan moir over the last couple of days, although, depressingly, what was written by her wasn't as bad as many previous efforts by the papers raft of columnists, it simply managed to anger enough people in one go, at the right time, and under the right conditions.
the real focus of attention here should be towards the editor, the person in charge of deciding to actually run this kind of vitriol. regularly.
top to bottom, editor paul dacre, columnists richard littlejohn, melanie phillips, peter hitchens, jan moir, and too small to attempt a caricature.

with apologies to rob bottin.

Variation

The Hollow Earth is a bass menace

it's always fun to take things literally i find.
also avaliable as a wallpaper if you ask nicely.

...oh dear

s-a-t-i-r-e

inspired by a perticually infuriating mail artical from about a week ago.

oh dear

i present to your my extensive character study of the notable television presenter and outdoors adventurer...


...bear grylls.

to my commissioner, the cartoon should be done by tomorrow, taking a little longer on account of involing at bit more effort than the shambles above.

ball monkey!

drawn during a perticually dull episode of csi miami, which is saying a lot.

more childishness

pun edition


cat-á-meringue

i'm sorry.

one octopus band

some moments of childishness

rocket ham, burning up his fuse up there alone


remember, garters keep your knees happy